Why am I doing this when I could be sleeping

comedown: i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:14:24 -0400

i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”

dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:57:05 -0400

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

hulkepicness: OTP #1: Hulk x Pants I love you guys almost as...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:54:16 -0400

hulkepicness:

OTP #1: Hulk x Pants

I love you guys almost as much as Hulk loves his pants. *nod*

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:52:58 -0400

icouldntfindanyotherusername: unwinona: moonflowerlights: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:52:37 -0400

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

unwinona:

moonflowerlights:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of Turtles having sex.

Holy crap if the most popular thing I ever post is about turtle sex I regret every life choice ever.

TOO LATE

errrr so when Tom mimicked the raptors in that one interview, he unknowingly mimicked sex noises that turtles make

natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:52:04 -0400

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

hc-svnt-dracones: I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekhov’s point of view. The...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:50:51 -0400

hc-svnt-dracones:

I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekhov’s point of view.

The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekhov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him.

kira902k: maplerains: I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:49:37 -0400

kira902k:

maplerains:

I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS

APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN

I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED

SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA

and then nobody ever needed voice filters again

I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF

i’m actually coesfdonklasmfsa a corpse right nqowgkldsmx,

seedatart: You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:24:51 -0400

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

nayx: let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:24:37 -0400

nayx:

let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:22:20 -0400

holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:11:22 -0400

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:10:15 -0400

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

brbshittoavenge:

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:08:59 -0400

brbshittoavenge:

secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:08:19 -0400

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

timelordvortex: xxmisty: In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:05:17 -0400

timelordvortex:

xxmisty:

In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it

But there have been some close calls.

colferchris: thor quit the avengers and started singing for iceland

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:05:08 -0400

colferchris:

thor quit the avengers and started singing for iceland

#i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:01:11 -0400

#i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in history

ikolism: quick everyone vote for greece and watch them panic

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:55 -0400

ikolism:

quick everyone vote for greece and watch them panic

lousvans: I LOVE WHEN HE DO THIS I MEAN APPARENTLY HE KNOWS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:58:52 -0400

lousvans:

I LOVE WHEN HE DO THIS I MEAN APPARENTLY HE KNOWS THAT WE LOVE THIS AND OUR OVARIES ARE GOING TO EXPLOTE THATS TO THIS SEXINESS, CUTENESS AND ETC WOWWW